Electric Industrial Can Opener

"Choose life, choose a job choose a career, choose your family, choose a fucking big, choose a washing machine, machines, CD players and electric can openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance, choose fixed interest mortgage, first choose a home, choose friends, choose a casual fashion and matching luggage, choose a three-piece living room rates and cover with fucking a fabric, choose the do-it-yourself and ask yourself who the heck you are on Sunday morning, choose to sit on the couch beating their brains and spirit with quizzes as you swallow whole junk food. At the end choose to rot, to kick the bucket in a miserable home reduced to an embarrassment to the selfish, spoiled little shits who have spawned to replace them, choose a future, choose life. But why would I do something like that? ". Text is available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike; additional terms may apply. See Terms of Use for details. Wikipedia ® is a registered trademark of the Wikimedia Foundation, Inc.
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